Lotta poorly animated blood spurts this week. Impressions: Certainly action packed, tightly paced, and a far cry better than most of the episodes of the show, but good lord, is the lack of an animation budget doing it no favors whatsoever. Thinky Dude vs Sword Dude was especially awful with the stills and just […]
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