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Idaten Gods #02 — Brought to You By Exposition
Well, this went awful pretty fast. Oh, oops. The first two episodes were simulcast, but not broadcast. Which means episode 3 won't be until August. Impressions: Another…
Dungeon Sweatshop #03 — Poorly Drawn Faces
At least her chest didn't boing every time there was a close-up. Fena finally got an airdate, August 14th, seemingly both subbed and dubbed simultaneously. Well, whatever.…
Idaten Deities #01 — Just a Flesh Wound
Whatever the dude who did the OP is smoking, the show needs way more of that. Impressions: It's really hard to state how weird the OP sequence is.…
Sonny Boy #02 — Shoplifters Will Be Incinerated
Wait, did they just invent bitcoin? Impressions: I have a hard enough time remembering baseline anime characters. It's been a month since the first episode, and half…
Battle Begins in Five #02 — The Pantsless Wonder
What an obnoxiously gratuitous episode. Impressions: Well, better than the first episode on the story and character fronts, worse on the animation front, and the girl's entire…
Dungeon Sweatshop #02 — Title Drop
Yeeeeah, I don't think this knows what a joke is. This season is looking pretty dismal at the moment. I'll glance at Vanitas today, but unless it's…
Dorm Mother of the Goddess Dorm #01 — There’s Nipples!
…And, uh… that's it? Moonlit whatever just re-ran the first episode a second time. Not literally. It was a giant spider this time who turned into a…
Spirit Chronicles #02 — Mighty Japanese Sword Technique
Good god. Impressions: Technically, I watched more of Uramichi's second episode than this one's, but this has A.) More of an argument towards being a comedy, purely…
Battle Begins in Five Seconds #01 — Crafting is a Free Action
Give me two seconds and I'll MacGyver up an entire escape room. Impressions: Certainly not breaking any new grounds here. Very tired and cliche "everybody gets a…
The Case Study of Vanitas #02 — Words, Words, Words
Shut up already. Impressions: Unless the next episode blows me away, I think this is where this show and I part ways. This episode was excruciatingly tedious. Just a…
The Dungeon Sweatshop #01 — Randian Objectivism
At least there's no slave harem. Yet. Impressions: Well, there's less shouting than I anticipated, and somewhat more of a story centering things, but it still didn't…
Aquatope of White Sand #01 — Computer Fish
Didn't I used to have that as a screensaver? I did glance at Peach Boy's second episode. It was dire. Quite possibly the lowest budget anything of the season. Impressions: No…
Cheat Pharmacy Slow Yada Yada #01 — Female Hysteria
When did comedy become all screaming. Impressions: At least it didn't begin with the conversion therapy chapter. Instead, we get a bit about how girls can become…
Spirit Chronicles #01 — Adults Are Stupid
To be fair, all the characters in this show are quite stupid. Impressions: Are we done with these idiotic power fantasies yet? No? Pity. Anyway, here's Yet…
Life Lessons with Uramichi #01 — On Screen Paragraphs
Isn't that lesson 1 for how not to do a powerpoint slide? Impressions: I'm pretty sure that your opinion on this one is going to come down…
Moonlit Fantasy #01 — Exposition and Yelling
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CLICHES OF THE REINCARNATION ANIME!? I'm honestly not certain where this came from. Actual broadcast isn't until the 7th. But here's this…
The Detective is Already Dead #01 — The Story Is Already Dead
Why would you want this travesty to last 45 minutes? Impressions: Another double length episode that barely had enough substance to fill ten minutes, if even that.…
RE-MAIN #01 — BUT WHAT OF OUR MEMORIES TOGETHER!
Wait, who was the fifth dude? Impressions: And so we finally come to the end of the Satu-re-day shows, and it's rarely a good sign when I…
Realist Hero #01 — Press 1 To Review Taxes
Did they forget to include a plot? Impressions: "Okay, so, this dude is summoned to another world to save it." "From monsters?" "No, from mediocre management." "But he…
Opera Girls #01 — Manic Pixie Dream Roommate
Someone paid extra for the double piano. Impressions: Why on earth is the music in this show so loud? And so much piano. And why are we having ballet…
Remake Our Lives! #01 — Plot? What Plot?
Who needs conflict, or humor, or drama, or characters in a story? Impressions: My god. Did this really need to be an hour long? Christ, did it…
She’s My Girlfriend Too #01 — IS BEING LOUD A PUNCHLINE!?
ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO HAS NOT BEEN DEAFENED BY THIS SHOW. Impressions: I was pretty checked out of this show by the time we reached the…
The Case Study of Vanitas #01 — Shiny Silly Goth Boys
Make another stupid face, I dare you. Impressions: I think the big problems with this episode can be summed up by the conflict/problem being resolved just past…
Peach Boy Riverside #01 — Blood Splatter
Yes, very gory. Very puff of blood. Impressions: You know me, I can enjoy, or at least tolerate, some truly low end fantasy adventure things like Grimms…
Scarlet Nexus #02 — Meet and Greet Part 2
Once more, with feeling Impressions: …I honestly don't really even know what more there is to say. The one part of the episode that kind of had…
Wonder Egg Priority #13 — …What
At this point, one has to wonder if they're tanking the show on purpose. Impressions: So, we have a double length episode. That's almost as much time…
Scarlet Nexus #01 — “As You Know…”
Did someone set out to make the world's most generic and average action anime? The first two episodes had an early English-locked pre-air. Actual broadcast begins on…
Sonny Boy #01 — Lord of the Flies
At least we're not starting the season with slave harems. Early English pre-air. Actual terrestrial broadcast begins July 15th, so the next episode isn't expected until the…
Sour Cream Social and Summer Season Rundown
Just in time for my coast to be consumed by a fiery hellstorm. Welcome to another season. Not quite as depressing as last summer's whopping 10 total new…
Seven Knights Revolution #12 — Womb Blast
Boss design by Nicalis. Impressions: We coast to a relatively uneventful ending. Well, perhaps completely expectedly eventful is more accurate. Sophitia goes full body horror monster, Nemo…
Vivy #13 — Let’s Put the Genocide Behind Us
Have these writers ever met a human? Like, any human? At all? Impressions: I doubted there was any good way to end this, and boy, did they…
Back Arrow #24 — Roe Vs Wade
This season of Cells at Work got weird. Aiming for next Friday for the Summer season preview. There are nearly double digit "I got reincarnated with cheat…
The Princess of Snow and Blood #12 — Final Battle Not Needed
…And so we're just not having it? Impressions: A fitting end for the show, in that it was all about telling Sawa to go sit in the…
Seven Knights Revolution #11 — Darth Abbreviated
You are the most pathetic Sith lord, dude. Impressions: Who would have thought this would be the show that's actually hitting its dramatic and emotionally inspiring beats?…
Vivy #12 — Reset and Redo
Man, I am profoundly sick of this season's schtick of "A thing happened! Oh, wait. No it didn't." Impressions: I don't normally like focusing on the final…
Back Arrow #23 — Generic RPG Bosses
And Rudolf is demoted to fighting the healer. Impressions: Yawn. To the shock of nobody, especially given how all of this season's original shows have gone, Rudolf…
The Princess of Snow and Blood #11 — No Good Guys Ever Die
What is it with this season and this crap? Impressions: Wouldn't you know it, but Not Lady Deathstrike is indeed a quite random miniboss for later, stampeded…
Seven Knights Revolution #10 — Sith Boobs
Boy, when you're revealed as evil, you really go overtly evil. Impressions: Not a hugely interesting or eventful episode. Mostly a lot of hemming and hawwing over…
Vivy #11 — Vivy Sits in a Corner For Twenty Minutes
Oh boy, another robot clone. Impressions: I was wondering if this being the big final arc meant that the show was going to put any effort into…
Back Arrow #22 — …And Then Everybody Went Home
What happened to the last third of this episode exactly? Impressions: I really expected some kind of crazy bonkers crap from Shu, like he had traveled beyond…
The Princess of Snow and Blood #10 — Secret Famous Village
Who could have possibly seen this coming besides everybody? Impressions: Oh boy, an entirely flashback episode. You know how much I love those. This one was entirely…
Seven Knights Revolution #09 — Face Turn Costume Change
I would rather watch her adventures to be honest. Impressions: It's kind of funny how baddy girl randomly loses various accoutrements over the course of the episode until she's…
Vivy #10 — Songwriter’s Block
Frankly, I'm on the side of the robot apocalypse at this point. Impressions: It's the first episode of an arc for this show, so it has to…
Back Arrow #21 — Brought To You By: Toy Sales
I'm glad Bit transformed… multiple times… so he could do absolutely nothing. Impressions: Boy, I'm totally shocked by Shu not actually being dead. Who could have possibly…
The Princess of Snow and Blood #09 — Lady Deathstrike
We are not very creative with our backstories. Impressions: The drunk new character, although not actually new, is okay enough, but we have the same problem that…
Seven Knights Revolution #08 — Killing Off Unpopular Characters
Man, I wish this show was just slightly better in literally any dimension. Impressions: You can really tell who the fan favorite baddie is, and it ain't…
Vivy #09 — Deep Voiced Girls
Down with the patriarchy! Impressions: Well, at least the action was back on point, as it always is for the last episode of an arc. It had…
Back Arrow #20 — Rudolf Continues To Pontificate Pt 6
Man, am I tired of listening to him. Impressions: Are we seriously trying to promote Bit to a starring role as a hero? The craven coward who…
The Princess of Snow and Blood #08 — Crow From the Top Rope
Template template template template. Impressions: Well, it's an end to the arc, and I was right about Blondie's death being unconvincing as hell, which doesn't help sell…
Seven Knights Revolution #07 — The Too-Much-Eye-Shadow Brigade
That's how you can tell they're evil. Impressions: Boy, this took a turn. A welcome one, since the first half of the episode was shaping up to…