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The Kingdoms of Ruin #10 — Handsy Man
Why exactly was he carrying some random severed heads around? Impressions: Aaah, the prime comedy of the season, back to form. From juggling severed heads and making…
Shy #10 — Care Bear Stare
What? No random cars out of nowhere? Impressions: Man, this fight is really going to go on for the rest of this season, isn't it? Really makes…
The Apothecary’s Diaries #09 — Day Drinking
I like how it looks like she's just done with Japan. Oh man, a telop (tsunami warning due to earthquake) in this day and age when 95% of the…
Kingdoms of Ruin #09 — A Large Pile of Killer Sex Bots
Spare a thought for the poor tragic killer sex bots. Impressions: Clearly this show hasn't lost its mind completely as we stumble into an abandoned city that…
Shy #09 — Clowning Around
I don't like this character. Impressions: I'm fine continuing in this vein, but at episode 9, it feels long overdue, and there are still a ton of…
The Apothecary Diaries #08 — Gratuitous Bath Scene
When all else fails, just headbutt a child. Impressions: Well, I can't say this wasn't technically what I was saying I'd prefer, but be careful what you wish for,…
Shut-In Vampire Princess #08 — Torture Porn
Does anybody in this cult have any idea whatsoever what they're doing? Impressions: I really don't know what anybody's plan here was. Well, Sakuna going around murdering…
The Kingdoms of Ruin #08 — Idol Propoganda
Was this supposed to be a music themed episode? Impressions: Having whipped the entire world into an anti-witch frenzy, brainwashing and assassinating the king, his immortal teenage wife…
Shy #08 — Russian Orphans Have It So Great
Uh, whatever you say. Impressions: Given, you know, global events, it's a bit wild to have an episode about how luxurious and great orphans have it in…
The Apothecary Diaries #07 — The Eternal Monologues of an Empty Mind
Don't strain the budget too much here. Impressions: There's only so long that I can stand a recap monologue, and almost half of this episode was consumed…
Vampire Princess #07 — Drop a Rock on Them
Get a new move. Impressions: Seriously. What is with this show and dropping boulders on people? You have all manner of magic to pull out of your…
Kingdoms of Ruin #07 — I’ll Have My Own Post-Apocalypse
There are pet velociraptors now? Impressions: I was settling in for a tedious, talky, angsty episode after the first five minutes or so, but man, I underestimated…
Shy #03 Redux — Review Time
I did not mistake the numbering. Impressions: Don't do anything like following up an episode where something happened with a second episode of that or anything. I'm…
The Apothecary Diaries #06 — Orgasm And Purge
Why does she sparkle after vomiting? Impressions: This didn't feel like a particularly well-put together episode. There was the random dude out of nowhere dropping off a…
Shut-In Vampire Princess #06 — Vampire Democracy
Why even have a queen if she doesn't even get a vote? Impressions: I'm going to harp on about something that seems trivial because it was another…
The Kingdoms of Ruin #06 — Brainwashapalooza
I can't wait to make an astroTERFing pun. Impressions: Speaking of two minute recaps, this one had one too. As if the budget wasn't bad enough. It…
Shy #06 — Icy Hot
Finally, some stabbing. Ahh, DST. Where everybody gets confused about timezone changes, or the lack of them, for a week and suddenly a hardsubbed Chinese rip is…
The Apothecary Diaries #05 — Frecklegate
What a mystery. Impressions: Back to the mystery of the week being absolutely nothing whatsoever. Oh no, I have something on my hands! I must be doomed! Actually, let…
Shut-in Vampire Princess #05 — Totally Not Suspicious Disney Princess
And a mad cackling priest. Impressions: I can see why they needed to skip the OP and half of the ED. How else would they fit in…
The Kingdoms of Ruin #05 — Moon Jelly
More blood means more serious and grim and dark, right? Impressions: How can you not laugh at this show? It wants to be so gory and dark…
Shy #05 — Repeatedly Kidnapped
Did she actually learn anything from either segment? Impressions: Can we go to Antarctica and kill some zombie parents already? Did we really introduce an antagonist in…
Berserk Gluttony #05 — Suddenly, Scientists
Had this been episode 2, I probably would've thrown it in the bin long ago. Impressions: A very offputting episode, and I'm less than wild on the show…
The Apothecary Diaries #04 — Violating the Hippocratic Oath
I'm pretty sure you probably shouldn't pour poison over people's heads. I think I'm done with Returner's Magic. Just another very boring filler episode that was basically…
The Shut-In Vampire Princess #04 — Dragon Ball V
What a convenient moment for the peanut gallery to show up. Impressions: At least the animation put in a respectable effort for the climax of the arc,…
Kingdoms of Ruin #04 — Behold My Lemon
…Okay, but why do you even have a lemon? Impressions: A pretty boring exposition-heavy episode mostly about things that don't actually matter, especially in the first half.…
Dog Signal #01 — S&M in the Park
These techniques are not Cesar Millan approved. Impressions: Wow, it does exist after all! And it is every bit as ridiculous as the source. In the bad…
Shy #04 — Fire Power
Are we seriously explaining that the girl constantly on fire has fire powers? Impressions: I continue to expect more and get slightly above average. There are a…
Berserk Gluttony #04 — Sad Moms in Shawls
Why does she look like she's 17 and in perfect health? Dog Signal aired like 8 hours ago, and fitting for an NHK 'educational' show, nobody wants…
The Apothecary Diaries #03 — Dancing in the Moonlight
Please stop romanticizing being sold into slavery. Impressions: This one was entirely focused on the mystery of the (not exactly) week, and put almost all its eggs in the…
The Apothecary Diaries #02 — Roofying the Harem
Why was coating it in chocolate necessary again? Impressions: Hold up here. Did she make some off-the-shelf black market Spanish Fly, or a roofie? Because it sure…
The Apothecary Diaries #01 — “Oh Gee. Here I Am Being Kidnapped”
A little blasé here, aren't we? Look what finally showed up, a mere 2.5 hours late. Not to spoil/read ahead, but each episode is pretty solidly contained…
A Returner’s Magic #03 — Noblesse Oblige
This yet again. Impressions: I probably would've skipped this post if Apothecary Diaries had deigned to show up at a reasonable time, but alas. And I'm over…
The Shut-in Vampire Princess #03 — Extreme Vampire Bullying
Which is no different from regular anime bullying. Apothecary Diaries FINALLY airs today, but as a three episode dump, relatively late, so it may be a bit.…
The Kingdoms of Ruin #03 — Poking the Demon Core
Why do you not at least have 2FA for your doomsday device? Impressions: Right now, I'm enjoying this pretty much only because it's complete nonsense, but it's…
Shy #03 — Starring David Bowie
At least not in his Labyrinth incarnation. Impressions: Meh. Slow and pretty pointless episode. Hopefully it's because it's saving up the budget next week for a proper…
Berserk Gluttony #03 — Horny Blondes in Your Area
At least Superman bothered to put on glasses. Impressions: On the upside, there were no status sheets this week. No skills. None of that nonsense. On the…
Returner’s Magic #02 — Magical Circle Spam
With even less movement than a Touhou boss. Impressions: Yeeeah. This is more action oriented, but good god, it does not have the animation nor direction chops…
Shut-in Vampire Princess #02 — Liar, Liar
Even just a quarter episode of that is more than enough. Impressions: I feel like Saturdays for me are already down to this or Returner's Magic, and…
Kingdoms of Ruin #02 — Gratuitous Pudding Splattering
Is everybody with pink hair in this show a clownish idiot? Impressions: I'm not saying that the evil empire isn't filled with murderous psychopaths. They are. To…
Under Ninja #02 — Bras, Penises, Breast Milk, and Russians
What a menagerie. Impressions: I don't know. In a world of a hojillion reincarnation cheat power RPG shows, I'm glad that there's something out there just being…
Too Long Title #02 — Cat Girl Inception
The harem grows. Quasi-Impressions: I'm not feeling any of the Wednesday shows. Bullbuster is all in on being office shenanigans with the second episode not involving the…
Dead Mount Death Play #13 — The Endless Homestay
Leave. Your. Room. Impressions: I pretty much said to myself after the horrible last six or so episodes of the previous season that this season better kick…
Shy #02 — Sad Girls on Fire
Everybody's parents must burn! Impressions: I really wish the animation here was just a bit better, or that it was a little more action focused. The director…
Kawagoe Boys Sing #01 — Suddenly, Stink Badger
Yes, stink badgers are a thing. Impressions: You have to admire what this show is doing. Or maybe not. Within seven minutes, it's taken a failed orchestra…
Stardust Telepath #01 — Manic Alien Girlfriend
Quiet in your head, please. Impressions: Another one of these too shy to do anything shows, and if we're calling the perpetual sexual flush, whimpering, and rubbing…
Berserk Gluttony #02 — Hungry Hungry Hobgoblins
Why not turn in the ears and leave a bag of money? Semi-Impressions: I'm not exactly gripped by any of the Sunday shows at the moment. Shangri-La…
Hundred Girlfriends #01 — Screenshots You Can Hear
I miss comedies that don't deafen me. Impressions: Mostly what this really convinced me of is that the orgasmic blushes and being covered in sweat are the…
Our Rainy Protocol #01 — Totally Accurate Call of Valorant
I can see why it's the hottest e-sport around. Impressions: I'm sorry, but what on earth is this game they're playing? It looks like a cross between Call…
I’ll Survive With Potions #01 — Casually Inventing Date Rape Drugs
Pointing out cliches is not a joke. Impressions: Let's just roll into the last of the reincarnation shows so we can be done. And boy, are we…
A Returner’s Magic Should Be Animated #01 — …But Isn’t
Bad day for budgets, eh, anime? Impressions: The second of the two Saturday shows about traveling back in time to avert the apocalypse of CGI dragons, which…