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Kunoichi Tsubaki #06 — DICKS!
Don't taunt crotches. Impressions: Next week better have some kind of action scene, preferably involving the better pink thing. The first half was mainly the entire cast…
Spy x Family #06 — Children Make Faces
Why do people even keep making children anyway. They're awful. Impressions: The more focus there is on the kid, the more I find myself checking out, especially…
Virgin Road #07 — Magical Hair Dryer
Why… Why do we keep highlighting a hairdryer? Impressions: This is where I think we bid this show adieu. I'm not sure I have it in me…
Gelato Five #06 — Roe Vs Wade
Wait, what? Impressions: Uh, a segment about dudes wanting to modify women's bodies for their own purposes, and it ultimately being the woman's choice. This, uh… feels…
The Dawn of the Witch #06 — Orgasms and Laundry
How about no. Reminder, this show's off next week. Impressions: This was a profoundly tiresome episode that continued the show's downward trend, and it started from a…
Summer Time Render #05 — Legion
Whole lot of gaping head wounds this week. Sorry this is a bit delayed. Irregular work meeting this morning that both started late and then ran extremely…
Birdie Wing #06 — Pilates Time
That episode preview from last week was quite the bait and switch. Impressions: And this awful episode puts me back on the edge of deciding that this…
Kunoichi Tsubaki #05 — Small Screaming Things
Ow, my ears. Impressions: Oh, right. These two characters. They're why, aside from last week and the occasional action scene, I was getting pretty fed up with…
Spy x Family #05 — Takeshi’s Castle
Let's all get drunk. Impressions: I feel like I've made it pretty clear that I don't really care much for the jokey, 'elegant' screaming side of the…
Virgin Road #06 — Friendship Beam
Quick, stand motionless twenty feet apart for ten minutes. Impressions: The two major Akari developments this week were badly needed, showing her to both be a lot…
Gelato Five #05 — Bad Euphemisms for Virginity
HEY, KIDS. WANT TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL. Impressions: Red's mom is really the breakout character of this show. Maybe it's because she's being used sparingly so far, but…
The Dawn of the Witch #05 — Atelier Seyville
Special thank you to last week's next episode preview for setting expectations at rock bottom. FYI, this show's after episode 6 next week, the show's off for…
Summer Time Render #04 — Confess Yourself
Yes, yes. We're all horny teens here. Impressions: They really, really needed to get to in-fighting between the copies a lot sooner. Fifteen goddamned minutes of goofy…
Birdie Wing #05 — “Honour is Me!”
Now that's texting. Impressions: This will probably not come as a surprise, but this show does not hold my interest in the slightest when it's not about…
Kunoichi Tsubaki #04 — Empty Exposition
How to fill a scene without saying anything. Impressions: It's a rather bold gambit to spend half the episode on the setting/story when you don't actually have…
Spy x Family #04 — Sewer Children
I would love to have seen the conversation that lead to stuffing children into a sewer. Impressions: I continue to be very frustrated with this show's tone and…
Out For the Weekend
I'm out of town for the weekend to see some friends and/or visit some wineries for only about the second time since 2020 due to obvious reasons. It's…
Virgin Road #05 — Precious Bodily Fluids
Wait, the evil church is… evil!? Impressions: I think I have to conclude that the silly fanservice of Dawn of the Witch is the added spice that makes…
Gelato Five #04 — Plot Convenient Amnesia
The first incidence of many to come. Impressions: Better directed than it was written. I really dislike the cliche of the harem ostensibly making up, and then…
The Dawn of the Witch #04 — But Friends!
This episode went from extremely boring to complete mess very abruptly. Impressions: Man, the awful animation continues to do this show no favors whatsoever. Nor does its…
Summer Time Render #03 — “Let’s Split Up and Search The Haunted House”
His eye is magic. I get it. Please stop with the closeups. Impressions: The start was okay enough, though still in very much a corny horror kind…
Birdie Wing #04 — Gothlf
Fear my venomous stinky body. Impressions: At this point, I'm pretty sure I'm only watching this for the absolute nonsense that randomly comes into each episode. Lord…
This Healer’s a Headache #03 — Toxic Shock
A little soon to be repeating episodes. Semi-Impressions: This was almost an entire episode of running into a mushroom and then it sitting offscreen for them to…
Cuckoo’s Fiancee #01 — Faces You Can Hear
I'm already exhausted by this show. Impressions: I feel like this might be an "old man yells at kids" kind of post, but I'll try to restrain…
Kunoichi Tsubaki #03 — Come Play With Us
Japan has some weird ideas about twins. Cuckoo's Fiancee, the last of the new spring shows, finally airs today, but it's one of those super late airing…
Spy x Family #03 — Periodic Face
Really phoning it in on the script and animation already, huh? Impressions: Lean into the premise, don't run from it. Jump right into wacky spy/assassin missions crossing over…
Virgin Road #04 — The Screaming Assassins
Very stealthy and composed. Impressions: My patience has pretty close to run out on this one. While Dawn of the Witch is also slow paced and certainly…
Gelato Five #03 — MA! GET OFF THE PHONE, MA!
It's weird how the bear wears leggings but not pants. Impressions: This continues to be mostly harmless, but unconcerned with being anything more than superficially cutesy. Not…
The Dawn of the Witch #03 — Cloaca Shaming
I don't think you're supposed to steam lizards. Impressions: This being the only fantasy this season that isn't either unabashed MRA fanfiction, pure fanservice, or both, I'm really…
Summer Time Render #02 — And Now, The Stabbings
If we could stop using the fourteen year old as fanservice bait, that'd be swell. Impressions: How many gratuitous panty shots and bath scenes do we need…
Birdie Wing #03 — Vampire Golf
More vampires, less golf. Impressions: I think the novelty of the first episode has pretty firmly worn off. This was a very, very dull episode just of…
This Healer’s a Headache #02 — Recycled Monster Design
Didn't have the budget to differentiate the goblins and cyclopes, huh? Quasi-Impressions: My opinion here hasn't really changed from last week. There's only so much pure schtick…
Kunoichi Tsubaki #02 — Needle Tongue
That seems uncomfortable. Impressions: Swap the director/animators here with Spy x Family's. It's vexing to see a show like this actually putting a modicum of effort into…
Spy x Family #02 — Kick the Étouffée
Who even grabs an entire tray of hot food in the first place? Impressions: I mentioned this last week with Shikimori's OP, but it's always amusing to…
Virgin Road #03 — Talking is a Free Action
Please just fight. Impressions: This only continues to limp along on my radar because of how weak the rest of the season has been, though I highly…
Gelato Five #02 — Side Boob
Boy, Gelato Yellow really cleavaging it up around here. Impressions: Well, I guess it's trying, but I feel like it's being too goofy to work well on…
The Dawn of the Witch #02 — Mutilation For Everybody
Fanservice camera angles for some. Impressions: I'm still pretty lukewarm on this, but I have to admit that there's a certain amount of eye-rolling amusement every time…
Summer Time Render #01 — Eyeful
Yeesh, that glowing eye looks so obnoxious in every shot. Impressions: Yes, I know (at the risk of minor spoilers) that it's because it's some kind of wacky…
Deaimon #02 — The Masked Singer
Don't they know it's VTubers, not masks these days? Impressions: Wednesdays aren't looking great either. This episode was just dull. To its credit, it at least focused on…
RPG Real Estate #02 — Boobing About
How top heavy. Semi-Impressions: A very poor showing from both the fantasy shows today, admittedly as expected. Reincarnated as Villager A just introduced its second harem member…
Birdie Wing #02 — Spurious Precision
Great CGI, as usual, guys. Not like golf games have been doing this for twenty years. For the record, the second episode of "Quit Being a Hero"…
Healer Girls #02 — Angry Stupid Faces
What a mix on the formula. Onipan!'s turned out to be a somewhat odd duck. It's five 4 minute shorts aired each weekday plus a 'full episode' compilation.…
NPC in a Girl Game #02 — Bullying Blondes
A fade to black is not animating. Impressions: I gave this another look, largely because Sundays are barren, and while it's maybe slightly better than the first episode in…
This Healer’s a Headache #01 — Someone Call a Doctor
Or get me some earplugs. Impressions: This would have worked much better if they had just taken the premise and run with it. As I am overly…
Shikimori’s Not Just Cute #01 — Cut to Sparklies
A+ direction. This show and RPG Real Estate are likely to be delayed if not next week, then in the near future, because Dogakobo was in the news yesterday for…
In the Heart of Kunoichi Tsubaki #01 — The Language of Flowers
Is mostly yelling. Shikimori is one of those super-late airing shows. It's the last thing for today, but it may take a bit, even not accounting for…
Spy x Family #01 — Face Off
I honestly kind of hate the Mission Impossible/Lupin mask rip trope. Impressions: In another season, or maybe even had this come earlier in this season, I feel like…
Blue Footsies #01 — Ball Hog
I'm not sure whoever wrote this has ever played a team sport. Impressions: I got a few laughs out of this, so I'm calling that a win.…
Dance Dance Danseur #01 — White Semicircle
…I don't understand this. Is it some kind of flex? Impressions: I expected to spend most of this post distracted by the lanky designs, but it turned…
Aharen is A Live #02 — XYZPDQ
Well, that's unsettling. I have no idea where Dance, Dance, Danseur is. Late airing TBS shows, man. They're always annoying. Simulcasts fix this a lot of the time,…