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Synduality Noir #23 — Space Wikipedia
So they just built an entire spare rocket for fun? Impressions: You know, I think it would have actually been better if Histoire had turned out to be…
High Card #23 — The Flashbacks Will Continue
…Until all morale is exhausted. Impressions: Oh boy, another flashback and exposition heavy episode that didn't actually manage to convey all that much, and what it did…
The Apothecary Diaries #23 — Screaming In the Rain
So we're just setting aside and forgetting that one lady who faked her death? Impressions: Still just ticking off the episodes. One to go. I should probably get…
Bang Bravern #10 — Robot Marriage
The conservatives won't be happy about this one. Impressions: Perhaps an evergreen statement for this show, but this episode was weird. Not just the flashforward into flashback where all the…
Slave of the Elite #11 — Gun Head
Pretty sure the recoil there would give you all the concussions. Impressions: Why do I feel like they were missing an extra 20 or so seconds in…
Metallic Rouge #10 — Sister Act
Okay, sure. Let's totally rewrite this character in the eleventh hour. Impressions: Not helping the impression that the writing has totally fallen apart here with another pretty…
Synduality Noir #22 — Are We the Bad Guys?
What ever happened to that Team Rocket duo anyway? Impressions: In contrast to High Card, the best part of this episode was definitely the villain's nonsensical monologue.…
High Card #22 — Secret Terrorist Mass Murder Party
…Okay, I guess that's what we're going with. Impressions: The exposition dump with this show continues, and it's somehow only getting worse. This week was the antagonists…
The Apothecary Diaries #22 — Greenery
I'd rather be playing Unicorn Overlord. Impressions: With no actual mystery going on, and the episodic 'story' just being about Maomao setting up her own little greenhouse,…
Bang Bravern #09 — Hookups With Strange Giant Robots
No, but really. Why did that one mech orgasm? Impressions: Exactly what everybody's been predicting since around episode 2 is finally revealed. Smith went to robot purgatory…
Slave of the Elite #10 — Finger Licking Good
Actually pretty mediocre as far as finger blowjobs in anime go. Impressions: As season ending fights go, this is quite weak. I would say that at least…
Metallic Rouge #09 — Perfectly Symmetrical Violence
Oh, right. The space mermaids. Obviously. Impressions: I have definitely lost all understanding of whatever the hell is going on with the story in this show. Or…
Synduality Noir #21 — Lowest Budget Idol Scene Possible
Even the mouth animations were jank. Impressions: And so we enter the third straight week of mourning Ciel. I know the intention is meant to be carrying…
High Card #21 — Happy Coming Day
Ah yes, Coming Day. Impressions: Watching this show definitely feels like I'm being gaslit. Three minutes in, one of them declares "Well, that takes care of everything, so…
The Apothecary Diaries #21 — Naked Hairless Man
Why does his head look pasted on to a wax body? Impressions: I just want this season to end to provide a clean break. Well, and I want…
Bang Bravern #08 — Revenge of the Robot Theater Club
Oh thank god. No flashbacks for once. Impressions: Why do I get the feeling that this is going on the same vector as the slave show, with…
Slave of the Elite #09 — Captive Sixty-Nine
Flashback week continues. Impressions: At least the flashbacks here were brief instead of consuming half the episode, but were still completely unnecessary. Wouldn't want to get in…
Metallic Rouge #08 — Flashback Week Continues
I am so past ready for lore dump February to be over, in all the shows. Impressions: At least this one spiralled off into nonsense after spending…
Synduality Noir #20 — Idiots of the Past
What I'm getting here is that they're all imbeciles. Impressions: Flashback exposition week apparently continues. This time from the crazy old lady instead of a demigod, but…
High Card #20 — History Lesson
Oh good. We're a crappy knockoff Legend of Zelda now. Impressions: Oh boy. An entire episode of flashback and exposition. I would say that the only satisfying…
The Apothecary Diaries #20 — Corpse Swap
Why even leave a different body at all if it's obvious it's not you? Impressions: The main thought in my head for most of this episode was…
Bang Bravern #07 — Rudely Interrupted
Is that dude going to try to waterboard literally everything? Impressions: I have to agree with Superbia. At some point, being constantly shot at and bombarded gets…
Slave of the Elite #08 — Horny Girls With Seagull Poop
What even is supposed to be going on with her hair? Impressions: A bit of focus here would have helped a lot. It seemed like it was…
Metallic Rouge #07 — The Secret Lives of Background Characters
Every one-off character with 30 seconds of screentime, now back to announce that they're actually important before leaving again. Impressions: What a boring episode of blathering about…
Synduality Noir #19 — Staring at Girls in Comas
What an enthralling twenty minutes that was. Impressions: Bleh. Both my girlfriends are in a coma, but maybe we can just plug them into the deus ex…
High Card #19 — We Do a Little Coup Now and Then
Oh, so now the cops are also trying to overthrow the monarchy? …Okay. Impressions: All of a sudden, offscreen, the entire police force has decided to throw…
The Apothecary Diaries #19 — Golden Cow Balls
You'd think it'd be the testicles, not the gallstones. Impressions: For being a big reveal episode, it's still as unsatisfying to me as most of the others…
Bang Bravern #06 — Liberation By Carpet Bombing
I really question the military efficacy here. Impressions: This seemed like a terrible plan to begin with. You were going to shell the entire city with your…
Slave of the Elite #07 — House Swap
That was an anticlimactic end to the fight. Impressions: It felt like I missed something entirely, or one of the ones lurking in the background was going…
Metallic Rouge #06 — Death on the Space Nile
"Out of my way. I want to punch your dog." Impressions: Another pretty weird episode, and that's saying something for this show. They're up on a space…
Synduality Noir #18 — Idol Martyr
Nah. This show definitely doesn't have the balls to kill anybody off. Impressions: Now that Ciel finally went through with the reveal, it's time to jump straight…
High Card #18 — Girls Night Out
I like how some powers are sticky hands, and others are INSTANT DEATH TOUCH. Impressions: Finally we get the learn to accept or work with the other…
The Apothecary Diaries #18 — Prostitute Soup
We've just given up on the entire mystery side after the mystery box episode, huh? Impressions: Another very dull and pretty pointless episode, driven home mainly by…
Bang Bravern #05 — Gonna Fly Now
I feel like this show may have lost its thread a bit. Impressions: I'm starting to wonder how long they're going to be stretching out the relationship…
Slave of the Elite #06 — Powering Up to Power Up
It's 2024. Get a stopwatch. Impressions: I really wish there was more to say about these episodes, but the plot is so nonexistent. We go from sparring…
Metallic Rouge #05 — LSD Is a Hell of a Drug
Why were they fighting again? Impressions: Certainly better than the last couple episodes, though the whole episode is a fever trip. Obviously, Rouge's parts are a literal…
Synduality Noir #17 — Society of Masked Idiots
Antagonists this season are having some issues. Impressions: I had to look up these idiots because I have zero memory of them whatsoever. Turns out they're the…
High Card #17 — Rich People Problems
Oh boy. This jerk. Impressions: Welp, it's an episode focused on the rich dude, and it doesn't develop or redeem him in any way at all, and definitely…
The Apothecary Diaries #17 — Dressing Down
A wig and glasses would have been overkill. Impressions: That was a lot of effort, half an entire episode's worth to be precise, for something that shows…
Bang Bravern #04 — Space Girls are Easy
Do they just waterboard everybody? Impressions: I feel like whoever's making this has a pretty laissez faire understanding of waterboarding. We've got this weird alien girl. Inspect…
Slave of the Elite #05 — Kissing With All the Teeth
That seems awkward and painful. Impressions: That was a particularly weird kissing scene. I'm not sure that I've seen one before with so much focus on the……
Metallic Rouge #04 — Send in the Clowns
Ah yes. The cyborg future blimp Cirque du Soleil. Impressions: So… a death squad is invading the reservation, shooting everybody in their path, but the leadership is…
Synduality Noir #16 — Behold the Bell Pepper
And think of mortality. Impressions: They're not killing off the titular character to a show with about eight or so episodes to go, so this whole episode…
High Card #16 — A Country For Old Men
Yay. Flashbacks that don't actually accomplish anything whatsoever! Impressions: After lamenting that various main characters still haven't really had their characters/arcs resolved and it keeps introducing new…
The Apothecary Diaries #16 — Security By Rube Goldberg
What next? Maomao solves the riddle of the Tower of Hanoi? Impressions: These filler 'mystery' episodes are the worst. "Hey Maomao, we need you to solve… uh… ummmmmm… this puzzle…
Bang Bravern #03 — Feral Magical Girlfriend
Classic. Impressions: Hold up, here. You tripped over some girl dressed like an alien, covered in glowing purple goo, she vomited more of that goo all over…
Slave of the Elite #04 — Convenient Plot Devices
Oh boy. A training montage. Impressions: Oh boy. The 'rival' group, which we're going to spar with because… one of them is a jackass bully and wants…
Metallic Rouge #03 — Racists Doing a Racism
There is not a lot of nuance here. Impressions: I guess we're back to the dystopian Bladerunner stuff, with dudes screaming "I AM A RACIST AND BECAUSE…
Sengoku Ishura #04 — Gender Studies
Girls, am I right? Semi-Impressions: Both episodes were quite awful. The story for both these shows has never gotten off the ground and doesn't appear like it will…
Synduality Noir #15 — Robots Covered in Bird Poop
You do not have that many gulls on a robot without incidents. Impressions: Why do I feel like they're half-assing the apocalypse these days. I remember when…