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Eushully Attempts Marketing, Fails

  A month ago, Eushully began a countdown which ended with… announcement of a sale for their 25th anniversary. And that's absolutely it. Featuring a blanket for… their…

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The Marginal Service #09 — Mixing Bodily Fluids

  Was this supposed to be the old dude's episode? Impressions: I've seen this kind of episode done too many times far better in everything from Star Trek…

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Dead Mount Death Play #09 — Basement Bargaining

  Whoever thought this clown was a good idea needs to be bludgeoned with a trout. Impressions: I think we can just say that any episode where the…

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The Witch From Mercury #20 — Rocks Fall, NPCs Die

  How dramatic. Impressions: On one hand, there's a lot of fighting this week. On the other hand, guess who continues to sit in time out. The world's…

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The Heavenly Delusion #10 — Ice, Ice, Baby

  Finding the budget again, are we? Impressions: Thankfully back to a very episodic story, though like the 'immortals' arc, it seems bound and determined to end every…

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Magical Destroyers #09 — Peak Male Form

  You'd think Blue would be more into the giant tongue. Impressions: Even for this show, this was a pretty messed up episode. Between the severed head baddie…

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The Marginal Service #08 — Be Not Afraid… Of Discount Prices

  What even was your plan here, dude? Impressions: Come on, guys. Resident Evil is right there. I know you're aware of it. You had a horribly drawn…

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Dead Mount Death Play #08 — “Now To Review My Entire Character”

  What an impressively awful episode. Impressions: Ostensibly, it's about the shark girl and her assistant forcibly living with the idiots, but the script is so incredibly idiotic and…

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The Witch From Mercury #19 — Everyone Sits in Their Rooms

  That one girl got her toenails done, I guess. Impressions: I don't even want to talk about this episode. I've already said over and over that the…

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The Heavenly Delusion #09 — Story Time

  Nobody ever wondered about the magic winged psychic alien person? Impressions: An episode mainly centered on the vault and that side of the story still hasn't really…

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Magical Destroyers #08 — “Let’s Highway to Hell”

  That was certainly an attempt at English. Impressions: I'm not sure I really get what this episode was going for. I guess this was supposed to be…

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The Marginal Service #07 — Revenge is a Dish Best Served

  Cold, hot, whatever. Just serve it. Impressions: Things were already on pretty silly grounds when the black dude's tragic backstory was about how his pet dog died…

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Dead Mount Death Play #07 — Breaking the Law

  So much for the breakneck pace. Impressions: After last week's fast-paced episode, we get… whatever the hell this was. The seemingly Hannibal mad genius in the jail turns…

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The Heavenly Delusion #08 — Death With Dignity

  So… we're just leaving the cult and the hospital to that monster? Impressions: We sure wasted no time whatsoever in showing that one side was a crazy-ass…

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The Witch From Mercury #18 — Glad Handing

  Are we still reviewing the minutes? Somebody at Amazon did a whoopsie and made the episode public a day and a half early. Impressions: Today's apparently the…

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Magical Destroyers #07 — Game Over, Man

  Of course they're playing Uno. Impressions: This episode had a very "How do you do, fellow gamers" kind of deal to me. A few pixel art Final Fantasy shots…

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The Marginal Service #06 — We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

  Not even the Jaws theme? I'm going to take a crack at fixing the site upgrade issues tomorrow (Wednesday) evening, so expect some possible downtime or other…

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Dead Mount Death Play #06 — Selachimorphaphilia

  That dude tailor fits maid clothes quickly. Impressions: Well, it's nice that the writing abruptly went from way too slow to breakneck nonsense as I vastly prefer…

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Heavenly Delusion #07 — Accessibility Standards

  What? Is a pirate peg-leg too good for you? FYI, Witch From Mercy is off this week. Recap episode tomorrow. Impressions: No vault kids this week, or…

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Magical Destroyers #06 — The Magic of Poor Tailoring

  I'm not sure why this episode exists. Impressions: For an origin story episode, this didn't elucidate much. They have amnesia, are magical girls, and fell into his lap…

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The Marginal Service #05 — Christmas Nudes

  Die Hard, with a lot of confusion. Impressions: Wait. Let's work backwards here. The guy had a terminal disease and discovered invasive government surveillance, so he uploaded…

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Dead Mount Lemmings Play #05 — Fork You

  Easier to animate in the dark when it's impossible to see, isn't it? Impressions: I feel much the same way about this as I did Hell's Paradise,…

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The Witch From Mercury #17 — Cheating is Eternal

  Why do they even bother having these duels at all? Impressions: Another pretty irritating episode. I'd be a little more sympathetic to all of the keeping secrets…

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The Heavenly Delusion #06 — Local Bears In Your Area

  Teenagers having sex! Impressions: I continue to not be a big fan of the humor in this show, especially the screaming and overreactions through the entire bear…

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Magical Destroyers #05 — Field Trip

  Syringe first, questions later. Impressions: It's a little surprising they didn't make more of visiting the other Tokyo wards, though I don't know that I have the…

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Site Upkeep and Translation Station

   Remember when Touhou was all the rage instead of VTubers? Well, on the upside, Hero is Dead didn't go through with the pee joke. On the downside,…

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The Marginal Service #04 — Animal Abuse

  "You guys wanna listen to some vinyl?" Impressions: Apparently the harpy woman's schtick is to be the show's love interest. Uh, okay. That makes slightly more sense…

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Dead Mount Death Play #04 — Oh No! More Lemmings!

  Please, just stand there even longer. Impressions: Unless next week doesn't suck, I think I'd rather go with Marginal Service over this, if for no other reason…

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The Witch From Mercury #16 — Sudden Lapses of Amorality

  Most scenes main contain tea for some goddamned reason. Impressions: Another tedious episode entirely of people suddenly pretending like they suddenly have moral and ethical standards and…

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Hell’s Paradies #05 — “Let’s Continue To Review…”

  Hell is listening to people do pointless recap. Impressions: I think this is where this was the final straw for me. The pacing going from atrocious to…

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The Heavenly Delusion #05 — Behold the Tenoroon

  Of all the possible instruments to play, why that? Impressions: Hopefully not entering the midseason slump, though this episode did seem pretty pointless. Especially the middle bit…

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Magical Destroyers #04 — Living in the Past

  How do you do, fellow kids? Impressions: There's something oddly appropriate about the 2000s otaku squad being all pasty indignant dudes, angry at the young otaku for…

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The Hero is Dead #04 — Precious Bodily Fluids

  I should rewatch Dr. Strangelove. Impressions: I think the whole "We need you to pee on the hero" thing is probably the death knell for the series.…

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The Marginal Service #03 — “We’re Aware of Popular American Movies”

  So, uh, random birdy lady served what purpose exactly? Sorry this is a little delayed. I literally just fell asleep during a particularly pointless meeting slightly earlier…

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Dead Mount Death Play #03 — Fun Whale Facts

  May not actually be fun. Impressions: Nothing quite says that the episode has completely lost its way like getting distracted into a discussion of the existence of…

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The Witch From Mercury #15 — More Orphans Into the Blender

  Ah Sunrise, and your hatred of children without parents. Impressions: Oh, is it time to completely rewrite the Earth terrorist faction? For the last 14 episodes, we…

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Hell’s Paradise #04 — Fishy Affairs

  Bad day to be a giant mutant fish in anime. Impressions: I continue to be very lukewarm on this show. We're four episodes in, and I'm still…

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The Heavenly Delusion #04 — Thanks, Marijuana!

  All fish monsters should be so lucky as to die on a metric tonne of weed. Impressions: I know the fish monster was supposedly defeated by being…

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Magical Destroyers #03 — Revving Up

  Pink sure got on board with the chaos quickly. Impressions: This show continues to just be balls to the wall chaos, and I'm all here for it.…

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The Hero is Dead! #03 — Boneitis

  Too many skeletons this season. Impressions: Well, there was a lot less obnoxious yelling than the previous two episodes, and weirdly, it seems to be trying to…

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The Sacrificial Princess #01 — Big Balls

  What are those even supposed to be? I'm calling it quits on Godless World. The third episode was basically just stuffing the sex-changed knight into increasingly fetishy…

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The Marginal Service #02 — Camo Pants

  …Why the MC Hammer pants again? Impressions: Ye lords, I wish this show was not so mediocre or simply all over the place. Especially the duo that's…

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Dead Mount Death Play #02 — Endless Conversations of Empty Minds

  Could you have made a more tedious episode if you tried? Impressions: Yeah, this is much closer to the godawful pacing I expect from the Baccano/DRRRRRRRRR dude.…

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The Witch From Mercury #14 — Fourth Terrorist Attack This Week

  At this point, you're just being completely negligent. Impressions: At least there were a lot more explosions this week, but that was undermined by the awful costumes and…

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Hell’s Paradise #03 — “Law Breakers Break the Laws”

  Thanks, random exposition dude. Impressions: The nonstop narration is what's absolutely killing this show for me. And it's so goddamned banal too. "I want to kill him/her…

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The Heavenly Delusion #03 — Fallout: Kart Racer

  Please don't, Bethesda. Impressions: The entire thing was a flashback for the origin story of Gun-Haver. His sister was a pro kart racer. He dumbly went out…

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Magical Destroyers #02 — When Heffalumps Attack

  Getting high with the girls. I know there's like 8 other shows on Fridays, but it was a toss-up over which one to say annoyed me the…

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Treasure Chest of Courage #01 — Public Stoning

  …Is a whole season of filler actually something even fans of this wanted? Impressions: Apparently the whole thing is going to be expanding the little sidestories that from…

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The Hero is Dead! #02 — Non-Abrasive Fabric Lightener

  The BETA apparently need part time work. Impressions: Well, it did the couple things that it needed to in order to redeem the protagonist a little bit.…

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Technical Difficulties, Please Wait Warmly

Apparently there was a backend update for my site which completely broke the frontend, while leaving the admin area of WordPress untouched. It's reverted and 'fixed' for the…

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