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Doomsday Train #04 — Butt Shrooms

    Two cities of plant people in one episode? Impressions: Back to mostly schtick, which is hard to say anything about because it's all so ephemeral and pointless,…

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Go! Go! Loser Ranger #03 — Dead Man’s Matchbook

  That's not how that works. Impressions: I guess I'm giving this the nod over Yozakura Family since its third episode continued to be more of the same.…

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Jellyfish Don’t Swim in the Night #03 — Peacocking

  You'd think one of these shows about using the internet would have people who used the internet. Impressions: I guess it's at least trying, but I'm not sure it's…

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Monster No.8 #02 — My Dream of Taking Tests

  I think the reasons I'm done here are self-evident. Impressions: The action sequences remain nonexistent; just explosions from a distance, then being one-shot from off-screen, also at…

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Salad Bowl of Eccentrics #03 — How Cults (Don’t) Work

  You know this is not in any way how cults form or function, right? Quasi-Impressions: This had the 'better' third episode between it and Wind Breaker, largely…

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Mysteries, Maidens, Etc #02 — 21 Jump Street

  Why did we infiltrate the school just to hide until after school again? Impressions: I wasn't hugely impressed with the script in the first episode, but eesh.…

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Where Does the Doomsday Train Go? #03 — The Last of Us

  Ew, fungus. Impressions: This is the first episode that was more like what I expected of this show, though it did have me worried at the start…

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Go! Go! Yozakura Family #02 — Send in the Clowns

  Like that's rare in anime. Impressions: I was really hoping at least one of the shounen shows would be tolerable, but optimism is running thin. Both share…

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Whispering You a Love Song #01 — Very, Very Pink

  It'll be a reaction face mine, if nothing else. Impressions: It's almost quaint seeing a show that's trying to exist entirely on reaction faces, and yet, preferable…

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The New Gate #01 — Screening Status

  God, I love looking at gauges and navigating menus. Impressions: Second to last show of the season, but last of the goddamned reincarnation in RPG world things.…

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Jellyfish Don’t Swim in the Night #02 — Idols Solve Everything

  I can say that at least I definitely didn't need another twenty minutes of hyperactive yelling. Impressions: Though the characters aren't really endearing themselves to me all that…

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Monster #8 — #01 — Cheering For Disaster

  And yelling. A whole lot of yelling. Impressions: There's something deeply weird about a giant monster overrunning the city, killing at least dozens, more likely thousands, leveling…

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Salad Bowl #02 — Sex Work and Affairs

  How do you make those so boring? Impressions: This too is a show that exists. Next Episode: Hoops are life.

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Wind Breaker #02 — Stress Based Hairstyle

  Real badasses here. Impressions: As the premieres wrap up, and no first episodes gave much cause to be excited or optimistic, thoughts inevitably turn to compromise. Or perhaps…

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Self-Taught Brawling #01 — Speedlines Go Well With Everything

  Why has no other director discovered this genius approach to drama? Impressions: I would say that it doesn't understand streaming at all, but then it also has…

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Mysteries, Maidens, etc #01 — Spooky Chimes

  Slap some blood on it. That'll be horror-ish. Impressions: We start out with some kid undressing, then right to the OP that jumps straight to multiple pans…

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The Other Side of Voice Actor Radio #01 — The Yelling of the Premise

  Please stop. Impressions: I had to pause at around 9 minutes in when we finally reached our first 'joke,' the statement of its premise. Which first, a…

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Amnesia Battery #01 — The Baseball Bullies

  Japanese sports bullies are weird. Impressions: At least it has a bit to do with baseball, I suppose. And is clearly trying to be funny. But we…

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Rinkai! #01 — A Long Dark Bathtime of the Soul

  Boy, what a show about biking this is. Impressions: This has a lot in common with the royal crow show, of all things. It's way too many…

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I’m Home, Welcome Home #01 — Christmas in April

  What season even is it wherever they are? Impressions: It's what everybody expected. A bit weird, and wearing its Omegaverse fetish on its sleeve, and I don't…

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Doomsday Train #02 — Swan Boat Infodump Delivery Service

  What is this show even trying to do? Impressions: I prodded at both this and the God Games show, and while I made it a bit further…

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The Crow Doesn’t Choose Its Master #01 — Courtly Disintrigue

  If I wasn't sick of imperial courts before, I definitely am now. This is actually a Saturday show, but it's NHK only with no streaming at the…

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Blue Archive #01 — Lack of Military Intelligence

  That's far too much bad anime for one day. I've had past enough for now. I'll deal with the crow show from yesterday later. I need to……

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Noble With Appraisal Skill #01 — Screening by Status

  Oh yeah, baby. Look at those stats. Impressions: Unless I'm forgetting something, this is the final new tiresome cheat power nonsense of the season. This time it's…

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Grandpa and Grandma are Young Again #01 — They Are Young Again

  Yeah, I get it. I get the joke. The joke is understood. I hear what you're saying. Impressions: This episode was weird, but not in a funny way,…

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Vampire Dormitory #01 — The Vampire Flower Dimension

  Save some roses for the rest of us. Impressions: At least it made me laugh, even though that was definitely at the show, not with it. It's…

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Mission: Yozakura Family #01 — Magically Evaporating Blood

  We really lazed out on the direction here. Impressions: Like the previous show, the middle exposition dump was such an anchor for me. The story wasn't moving…

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Go! Go! Loser Ranger! #01 — Truck Power

  Why are there so many Sunday shows this season? There's seven shows today, plus the crow thing from yesterday. This will take a while. Impressions: I really…

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The Monsters Next Door #01 — Handsy Cat

  Existential Angst: The Anime. This isn't the crow show. That one's about a royal crow court. Again, NHK-only with no online streams, so apparently just in the…

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The Fable #01 — Improper Ways to Store Ammo

  A lot of those gun hiding places seem incredibly suspect. I'm not sure what the deal with the crow show is, but it's an NHK-only show, and…

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Jellyfish Can’t Swim in the Night #01 — Evil Street Idols

  The most negative depiction of idols I've seen in years. Impressions: The production side is certainly putting in some genuine effort. The direction in particular. The Scrubs-like…

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Hey, Tonbo! #01 — Fun Horse Facts

  They apparently really are short and squat. Impressions: I'll never escape the spectre of the past. Specifically Absolutely Lovely Children, a show in a kid's bloc right…

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A Salad Bowl of Eccentrics #01 — Private Dick Aspirations

  Don't compare to Futakoi Alternative. Don't compare to Futakoi Alternative. Don't com… Impressions: This one's greatest sin is that it's really boring, which is pretty minor compared to…

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Wind Breaker #01 — Gangs of Always-Do-Wells

  Isn't this usually how organized crime gets started? Salad Bowl will have to wait a little bit. Things to do briefly. Impressions: Given everything else I've suffered…

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Hananoi’s Love Sickness #01 — Stalking is Great, Actually

  I thought I was prepared for the awful relationship shows this season, but clearly not. Impressions: I suppose there's been a hojillion things where a bland, boring…

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I Bought an Elf Slave #01 — Rapetopia

  This season is draining my will to exist at a record pace. Same as all the other leaks, though this one does at least actually air later…

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Metallic Rouge #13 — Happily Ever Af–*gunfire*

  What were they thinking here? Oops, I completely forgot this show existed. I guess that's how invested I was. Impressions: Which was the correct opinion, because the…

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Bartender #01 — How to Stab Your Hand

  Holy sweet Zeus. Please stop. You're making me wince. Impressions: Yes, I am going to harp on about this because they kept showing it and it made…

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Level 2 Cheat Powers #01 — Attack of the Status Screens

  God yes. Status screens and a tutorial announcer. Again, this was leaked early. It actually starts on April 8th. Fun times in internet file security. Impressions: Not…

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Unnamed Memory #01 — *stares blankly*

  Are we trying to copy Dragon Quest for its protagonist presence? Yet more shows got leaked early. At least this one and that awful Level 2-but-actually-Zero one.…

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Salt and Dog #01 — Rather Nipply Out Tonight

  Of course it is. Impressions: It's hard to even muster up any opinion that feels like it's worth sharing, to be honest, which is largely why I…

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A Former Hero Reincarnated Yada Yada #01 — Cleric of Wagons

  I am already very sick of cheat powers. This also leaked a couple days ago like Astro Note, but I only got partway through before I got…

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Reincarnated as the Seventh Prince Etc #01 — The Bath of Convenient Censorship

  Not even steam. Just no nipples. Two to go, and while one leaked early and I already did watch most of it, get disgusted, stop, and put…

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Re:Monster #01 — Obtrusive Pop Ups

  Fantastic. I had this as April 4th, because that's what the official site shows, but I guess we've got early airings again on certain streaming sites. Oops.…

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Gods Wanna Play Games #01 — Rule Recitation

  Now that's what we call scene composition. Impressions: Boy, this almost makes me regret dragging the previous show for excessive exposition and zero animation. Good god, it…

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Where Does the Doomsday Train Go? #01 — Crazyish Train

  I understand the premise. Please stop repeating it. Impressions: My impressions from the promos was that this wouldn't be too wacky, but boy, did the opening minutes try to…

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Astro Note #01 — Eating Disorders

  The facial expressions really say it all. This actually airs April 5th. Somebody may have done a little oopsie and posted the episode a bit early. With hardcoded subs.…

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Studio Apartment, Angel Included #01 — Respectful Upskirt Shots

  Right. Very cute and innocent. Impressions: And so our new season begins, with this horrid thing. Oh, yeah, it's so innocent and cute. That's why he's constantly…

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Erotic Darkwing Duck Fanfiction Editing Club and Spring Season Rundown

Why is everything wet? Welcome to a season without any NEW idol shows, nor any villainess shows whatsoever. Instead, we get nearly a dozen cheat power in a…

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Bang Bravern #12 — Laster-est Final-most Boss

  Nice job surrendering, Isami. Impressions: Isami losing all hope would maybe have more impact if that wasn't how he's reacted to all adversity in this show. But…

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