Each week, this show makes it harder. Impressions: Mind you, its pretenses at being soooo smart, cool, serious, etc are sort of a little adorable in a pathetic sort of way, and they're still in major contrast to all the reincarnation with a demigod's powers and/or reincarnated and abused for a picosecond to justify being a good […]
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