In this, insanely long and hilarious 8th episode of the Spiraken Movie Review, Xan and Deke go through scene by scene and review one of the greatest Sword And Sorcery Movies of All Time, Conan The Barbarian directed by John Milius and starring James Earl Jones (in a perm), Max Von Sydow (does he ever age?),Sven-Ole Thorsen (look kids It's La Fours), Ben Davidson (rocking the mullet of Justice), Mako (Greatest Voice Actor Ever), Sandahl Bergman(still looks pretty good), Gerry Lopez( he looks like he is asian), and Arnold Schwarzenegger (Nuff Said) Deke and Xan go through this awesome movie and debate on Conan's masculinity, punching camels, the flammability of hair gel, and what makes Crom angry. Besides this, they also test out a new segment, reading texts from last night (www.tfln.com) as well as go through a brief overview of their personal history together and wonder why hippies allow their children to partake in controlled substances. Kal also makes an appearance as he gives his feeling on what makes this movie good. Violence and Beheading awaits you in this episode, so hope you are ready for it Please send any comments concerns and ideas on how to make this podcast better. We are aware that the Texts from last night segment lasted a little bit too long, but did you enjoy it. Let us know. Remember to Listen to the primary podcast The Spiraken Manga Review. Also check out Xan's sidekickery on the fightbait.com podcast thank you and enjoy. Music For Episode: Background Music -Battle of the Mounds by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Intro Music -Anvil of Crom by Basil Poledouris(Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Jumpin' at the Woodside by Count Basie ( The Gong Show OST), Background Music -Prologue/Anvil of Crom by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music - Riddle of Steel by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Wheel of Pain by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Gladiator by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Discipline by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Atlantean Steel by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Witch by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Theology/Civilization by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Heaven For Thieves by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Tower of Doom by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Wifeing by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Leaving by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Mountain of Power by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Tree of Woe by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Recovering by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Kitchen/The Orgy by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Battle of the Mounds by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Death of Rexor by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -Doom Decapitated by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Background Music -The Awakening by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST), Ending Music -End Titles by Basil Poledouris (Conan The Barbarian OST) Our Website http://www.spiraken.com Our Forum http://spiraken.rapidboards.com Our Email Spiraken@gmail.com My Email xan@spiraken.com Our Twitter Spiraken Xboxlive Gamertag Xan Spiraken Our Voicemail 206-350-8462 Random Question of the Week: How many times did Xan and Deke impersonate Arnold?
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