In this episode of the Spiraken Movie Review, Xan & Zorro continue the theme month of Karate Kempo & Krazed Kung Fu Master (brought to you by Kung Fu & Titties) with a Muay Tai action classic from 1989 starring the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean Claude Van Damme in Kick Boxer, directed by Mark DiSalle and also starring Michel Qissi , Dennis Alexio, Dennis Chan, Haskell V. Anderson III, Rochelle Ashana, and Ka Ting Lee Laugh as Xan and Zorro banter about the insanity of using Resined up Hemp Ropes as fighting gloves, why Tong Po (Michel Qissi) is such an ugly man how pretty Taiwan is. Remember to check out our sponsor, the upcoming film Kung Fu and Titties, directed by Spiraken guest host Joseph "Odie" McConnell, it's a movie that any red blooded man should see. Please send us any comments concerns and ideas on how to make this podcast better. Let us know so we can do something about it. Also check out the facebook fan group Spiraken Movie Review, And finally, listen to the primary podcast, The Spiraken Manga Review and check out Xan's sidekickery on the fightbait.com podcast Hope you enjoy. Music For Episode:Background Music -The Warriors of Old by Paul Hertzog (Kickboxer OST), Intro Music -Fight For Love by Stan Bush (Kickboxer OST), Background Music -Advanced Training 2 by Paul Hertzog (Kickboxer OST), Background Music -Stone City by Paul Hertzog(KickboxerOST) Background Music -Fight for Love by Stan Bush (Kickboxer OST), Background Music - Feeling Good Today by Beau Williams (Kickboxer OST), Background Music -Stone City by Paul Hertzog (Kickboxer OST), Background Music -Advanced Training 2 by Paul Hertzog (Kickboxer OST), Ending Music -Never Surrender by Stan Bush (Kickboxer OST) Our Website http://www.spiraken.com Our Sponsor http://www.kungfuandtitties.com Our Email Spirakenmovie@gmail.com My Email xan@spiraken.com Cohost's EmailZorro.spiraken@gmail.com Our Twitter Spirakenmovie Our facebook fan group Spiraken Movie Review Xboxlive Gamertag Xan Spiraken Our Voicemail 206-350-8462 Random Question of the Week: What was the name of Dennis Chan's dog?
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