We discuss the endemic feeling of being a Dumb Baby Bitch, in which the world treats you as a contemptible idiot for trying to do literally any of the things you are supposed to and/or required to do. Then, we return to the Fruit Annihilation Tournament for Round 2 of the Classic Killers region, in which the four heavyweights who had byes in the first round finally step into the arena.
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