This film in particular was a suggestion from a friend, and as such, I must thank them for their patronage. I very likely would not have seen this film otherwise, and after finishing it, I’m glad they recommended it… if only for the ending. When going over The Mosquito Coast, I spoke of a certain quality […]
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