Y’know that meme that made the rounds a few years ago involving Cole Sprouse’s character from Riverdale going on about how much of a weirdo he is? I feel like director Quentin Dupieux w…
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Day Twenty-Two: Godzilla vs. Mothra (MotM 2021)
Not to be confused with Mothra vs. Godzilla from 1964. This is the version from the Heisei era, because I am a ’90s kid.


Day Ten: Rocky (MotM 2021)
If you follow my blog, you’re gonna see a lot of Stallone in the coming week(s). Might be all in a row, might be scattered throughout. But my…


Day Thirteen: Rocky III (MotM 2021)
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Day One: Bicycle Thieves (MotM 2021)
Fun fact: finding usable covers for older films in a 16×9 aspect ratio is a real pain. With that said, I unfortunately do not have much time to…


Day Sixteen: Rocky Balboa (MotM 2021)
All right, it’s back to going with the promotional material. What can I say? This one kind of revitalized me.


Day Nineteen: Three Colors: White (MotM 2021)
This is a pretty ugly cover; maybe it was intentional. You could always look at this cover, but it’s ultimately misleading. While a prominent figure in the story,…


Day Four: Fish Story (2009) (MotM 2021)
Guess what, everyone? I don’t have any history with this film or anyone involved with it. That can only mean one thing: I will talk about the film…


Day Six: Where Is the Friend’s House? (MotM 2021)
Before saying anything about this film or how I felt about it, we need to ask the real questions, such as “What is this film actually called?” I’ve…


Day Nine: I Am Not Madame Bovary (MotM 2021)
Today’s film was suggested by a friend of mine. Said friend has already seen this, and gave it a 5/10 and called it a “chore to watch.” So…


Day Seven: Songs My Brothers Taught Me (MotM 2021)
As obnoxious as this is, I will be heavily comparing this film to another of director Chloé Zhao’s I’ve seen—The Rider—for reasons I will get into.


Day Twenty-One: Barking Dogs Never Bite (MotM 2021)
Will try not to spend too long on this one. I have some other things to attend to.
Anime NYC 2021, Day Two
If the first day was defined by the lines outside, the 2nd day was defined by the lines INSIDE. My schedule for the day had to be adjusted…
Day Eighteen: Unknown (MotM 2020)
Coincidentally, there’s a whole lot of unknown going on in the world at present. I wanted to take this short space to wish people a safe and comfortable…
Day Five: Anomalisa (MotM 2020)
To this film’s detriment, there was a heavy load of expectations from me going into it. Three film critics whose opinions I trust—for those aware, the three members of…
Day Nine: Crimson Peak (MotM 2020)
One day, I will return to writing longer reviews at decent times of the day. Today will not be that day. From the moment I laid eyes on Crimson…
Day Ten: Fired Up! (MotM 2020)
It’s been talked about a few times leading up to this post: that sort of essence of quality that I saw in my younger days. There was a…
Day Twenty-Six: Ratatouille (MotM 2020)
This post will be fairly short, as explaining the formula employed by Pixar in basically all of their films is immensely tiring and overstated by this point. If…
Day Thirteen: Kamikaze Girls (MotM 2020)
By the time this releases, it will be very late at night. As such, my write-up will unfortunately be very limited. This is such a dumb, but fun…
Day Twenty-Three: Charade (MotM 2020)
Animal Crossing has sufficiently taken over my soul. Gonna try and get this out before the day ends. I haven’t seen many of Hepburn’s films, despite her notable…


AniMarch Madness 2021: Sweet Sixteen (Day Two)
Round two continues with two match-ups today, one from each of two our four “regions.” You can vote on the match-ups below, but we also encourage you to…


AniMarch Madness 2021: Round One (Day Two)
Round one continues with four match-ups today, one from each our “regions.” You can vote on the match-ups below, but we also encourage you to subscribe to our…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Two
Here is day two of my second 30 Day Anime Challenge #2: Worst Anime Ending I Have Watched “Samurai Flamenco” was a weird show, not like, weird in…
Day One: Punch-Drunk Love (MotM 2020)
It’s the weekend and it’s late. I’ll try and make this as succinct as possible while also maintaining the critical sublimity I am beloved for! Paul Thomas Anderson…
Day Fifteen: Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (MotM 2020)
Part of me wants to trash this film to kingdom come. Unfortunately, I don’t have a lot of time left in the day, so all I can manage…
Day Twenty-Nine: Total Recall (MotM 2020)
I’m very close to the end. The vision is clear. Or perhaps… I’m not close at all, and I never really started. What can I truly believe? Schwarzenegger.…
Day Twenty-Eight: The Wicker Man (MotM 2020)
Anyone well-versed in meme culture will know the significance of my choosing to watch this film. Well, re-watch, specifically; one can probably guess the reason I watched this…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Four
It is now day four of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #4: Biggest Difference Between a Dubbed and Subbed Anime While its true that this is a…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 20
It is day 20 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #20: Anime Series You’ve Seen, But Not Many Have Ok, so maybe there are a good number…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day One
It has been a while since the last time I did any kind of challenge, so I figured it was time for another one. #1: Favorite Guilty Pleasure…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 28
It is day 28 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge #28: Anime You Wouldn’t Mind Having Remade “Future Diary” is a pretty universally known anime in the…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 14
It is day 14 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #14: Anime That Was Better Than the Manga I’ll be completely honest, I still don’t read that…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 17
It is day 17 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #17: Favorite Character Transformation So I know before during this series I ragged on Aladdin for being…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Nine
It is day nine of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #9: Favorite Anime Cliche Ok, so I actually have a tie for this one. One of my…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Six
It is now day six of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #6: Anime You Hate, But Everyone Loves Again, this show definitely does not rise to the…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Three
It is now day three of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #3: Anime That Overstayed Its Welcome As much as I enjoyed “Bleach” when I was younger,…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Seven
It is day seven of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #7: Character You Wish Had Died Instead The One That Did Can I just say most of…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 13
It is day 13 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #13: Shortest Anime I’ve Enjoyed Well, If we are not counting OVA and shows with longer episodes…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 26
It is day 26 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge, and it seems as though I have in fact failed. I was pretty busy recently so that…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 16
It is day 16 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #16: Character Death You Didn’t Care About Alright, listen, I honestly do not know if this is…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 19
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 25
It is day 25 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge #25: Scene That Always Blows Your Mind “Redline” is a crazy movie. Released in 2009 by studio…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 29
It is day 29 of the second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #29: Favorite Anime Franchise Lol, I’m not even explaining this. March Comes in Like a Lion is…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 24
It is day 24 of second 30 Day Anime Challenge. #24: Best Plot Twist While I do not know if I could say this is the best plot…
30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Five
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day Eight
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 21
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 30
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 10
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30 Day Anime Challenge Two: Day 18
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