I don't make the nonsense capitalization rules. Impressions: In a vacuum, this is very much a Harry Potter knockoff if Harry Potter wasn't troubled by the complexity of things like "having a story" or "character development." And like always, I'm not talking about a Hamlet level character study here that plumbs the depths of […]
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Tiara has traveled to the big city of Mamkestell to enroll at the prestigious Flora Girls’ Academy. To her delight she’s immediately accepted by the headmistress and placed…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 8
Don’t you just hate it when your final grade hinges on your pop concert?
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 9
Honestly, them getting kicked out of school makes it more interesting.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 6
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Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 5
Somehow, the board game subplot is way more enjoyable than the main plot of adventuring through the forest.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 10
I could play a game of bingo with the random stuff that happens in this show.
First Impression: Lapis Re:LiGHTs
Tiara has managed to get into the prestigious Flora Girl’s Academy to pursue her dream of becoming a great witch. Not only that, but she even gets to…
Lapis Re:LiGHTS – Ep. 3
Idol concerts. Dodgeball. All are essential in becoming a great witch.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 4
Wait, we actually get to see the magical beasts?
Lapis Re:LiGHTS – Ep. 2
Ah yes. The witches’ tradition of singing and dancing to J-Pop.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 11
Honestly, not a bad setup for the finale.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Episode 1
A charming "magic meets idols" premiere that lays the foundation for a fantasy-themed idol anime that I hope to follow until the end. However, that does mean thinking…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 7
In this episode, “Lapis Re:LiGHTs” remember its plot.
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We have seen idols take other roles effortlessly from social workers to space warriors and even politicians. This time they take the additional role of witches in training.…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 11: Resolve
When we last left LiGHTs they reunited with Tia and reinvigorated her drive to become a Witch. Meanwhile Director Chloe shocked Angelica with a huge revelation but we…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 6: Boo Idols
When we last left our magic gay idols Maryberry had a close encounter with the other side and our lead team somehow got a map to the Quest…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 2: Quacker Quest
More sexy magical idol goodness awaited us this episode.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 12 (Series Finale)
The most randomly epic idol concert ever.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 3: Plucky bump
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Lapis Re:LiGHTs – Ep. 1 (First Impressions)
Okay, but why are they idols?
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 4: Sisters Act
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Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 9 – The Aftermath
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Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 6 – Haunted House Exploration
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Lapis Re:Lights #03 — Sex, Drugs, and ADDICTion
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Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 7: Back on Track
After the delightfully spooky adventure our heroines were back to business worrying about dem super strict Points.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 1: Little Idol Academia
We had school idols, social working idols, space idols and idol politicians before so it’s only a matter of time before we got magic idols. Let’s find out…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 8: Ray of LiGHTs
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Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 5: Camping Board Panic
Our favorite gay magic idol team get roped into an unusual predicament while other gay magic idols go on a scouting mission in the forest.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 10: Storm the Castle
When we last left LiGHTs they agreed to go meet Tiara at her castle.
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 9: Down but not Out
While the episode was somber as expected it definitely wasn’t all moping.
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 12 (END) – Return of the Lights
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 12 as four four groups perform their own orchestras to protect the city from magical monsters, Tiara finally makes it back. Will…
Lapis Re:LiGHTs Episode 3: Extreme Dodgeball Tournament of Doom
Remember during part of Rose’s tour she introduced Tia to the brutal dodgeball P.E. activity? Well this episode is all about it. That and a certain bickering couple.
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 2 – Rosetta’s Secret Part Time Jobs
Episode impressions for Lapis Re:Lights Episode 2 as Tiara found out that she is joining a group that is about to face expulsion. That is if they don’t…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 4 – Sister’s Disagreements Over Rock and Roll
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 4 as Tiara and Rosetta went out of a shop, they run into Kaede. Of course, Nadeshiko and Tsubaki is apparently looking…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 1 – Tiara’s First Day At a Legendary Academy
Tiara finally arrives at the city to attend a magic academy, Flora Girls’ Academy. From there, she meets an old friend. I wonder who it is. At last,…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 7 – Tiara and Her Friends Stages a Comeback
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 7 as after investigating a haunted house in the forest, it looks like things are looking up for Tiara’s group. However, a…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 10 – Sneaking into the Castle and Tiara’s Dreams
Episode impressions for Lapis Re:Lights Episode 10 as Lavie, Lynette and Ashley find out that Rosetta intends to visit Tiara. With that, they decide to sneak into the…
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Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 8 – Forming the LiGHTs and The Moment Of Truth
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 8 as Tiara’s group coming very close to expulsion she asks the director, Chloe to perform an Orchestra. Will they make it?…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 3 – A Lover’s Quarrel and The Heated Bumper Ball Tournament
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 3 something happened with Ashley and Lavie that they aren’t getting along. I wonder why.as
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 11 – Younger and Older Sister Troubles and The Secret Truth
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 11 as Rosetta, Lynette, Ashley and Lavie lived in luxury at Tiara’s castle, it seems that they have forgot what they wanted…
Lapis Re:Lights – Episode 5 – The Exploration To Open Up Maryberry and Crazy Magical Board Games
Episode impressions of Lapis Re:Lights Episode 5 as Emilia’s,Nadeshiko’s and Ratura’s groups goes on an expedition.
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