Three whole carrots on a towel!? Impressions: This show continues to be far, far more childish and… uh… stupider… than I was expecting. I think I'm okay with that for now, but I don't know that a couple ridiculous Team Rocket-like antagonists are a trade up from the weird generic wheel monsters of the first episode. […]
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