If we could stop using the fourteen year old as fanservice bait, that'd be swell. Impressions: How many gratuitous panty shots and bath scenes do we need exactly? I get it. Sex and horror goes together. Friday the 13th wouldn't be the same if it was a bunch of retirees instead of horny teens. […]
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