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Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 4) – Invasion
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Dark Schneider intervenes in Arshes Nei and Gara’s fight and quickly turns the tables on Arshes Nei. She almost submits to his advances, but the Blue Nail reminds…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 6) – Destiny
When they learned that the Kingdom of Metallicana, Sheila and Yoko started making plans to get back and help. That was when Dark Schneider slipped away. Accompanied by…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 5) – Showdown
Dark Schneider and Sheila find the fire god Efreet blocking their way. And since Dark Schneider doesn’t know any cold spells, it’s not looking good. If he uses…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 2) – Rampage
The kingdom of Metallicana is under attack once more. The Four Lords of Havoc have sent a hydra to take care of the one using Venom. Yoko summons…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 3) – Abduction
Knowing that the Lords of Havoc are hoping to revive the evil god Anthrax, Metallicana puts together a force to fight back against them. For this, they will…
Summer 2022 First Impressions – Bastard!! Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy
Streaming: Netflix Episodes: 24 Source: Manga Episode Summary: 400 years ago, humanity reached the apex of its own evil, drawing forth the power of Dark to destroy the…
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Bastard!!: Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy – Trashy Teenage Shonen Battle Fun
A Throwback To The Past I say this for a lot of reasons. The first part is for me, I watched the original Bastard OVA a very long…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 1) – The Arrival
The kingdom of Metallicana was under attack from the Dark Rebel Army and seemingly had no chance of surviving. That was until Yoko released the mighty wizard Dark…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 8) – The Progenitor
Dark Schneider turned back into Lucien in the middle of the woods and happened to stumble upon Yoko bathing in a lake. Talk about good luck. Then, they…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 9) – Blue Nail
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Dark Schneider finds a village where everyone has been turned to stone. Then, he’s attacked by the next Sorcerer General, Kai Harn and they are using ancient magic.…
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Arshes Nei attacks Metallicana under the cover of the storm. Then, she uses a spell that nullifies their magic, leaving Dark Schneider at a disadvantage since Arshes Nei…
Bastard‼ Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy (Episode 10) – The Goddess of Thunder
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BASTARD!! -Heavy Metal Fantasy- -Hell’s Requiem Arc- : Conquering One’s Self
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Fast and Furious: Okinawa Drift.
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Let’s all ganbaru together.
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Too generic to stand out, too trashy even by trash standards to be funny. At first glance, this seemed to be one of those shows that are so…
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I don’t know what I just watched, but I know I want more of it.
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Some anime do genuinely deserve a reboot. Others should probably never again see the light of day, no matter how historically important.
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