My blog’s narrow layout doesn’t lend itself to screenshots from HD games, often leaving text and details unreadable… but I’ve not changed it in 10 years, and likely won’t ever at this point. ? That doesn’t mean I can’t try other ways to get around the issue, though – let’s see if hosting images outside […]
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