As only one of them as had to register their pelvis as a dangerous weapon, at least one half of the Popcorn duo knows a thing or two about weapons. Particularly the kind that does mortal damage. The might even be Lethal Weapon(1987). Yes, Time and Weltall are officially too old for this shit and resort to the classic and quintessential eighties buddy action cop flick. Tim, keeping the theme going, reviews what is clearly a Stallone attempt to cash in on a trend with Tango & Cash(1989). Stallone plays the “smart” and stylish detective while Kurt Russel is the street smartwise cop. Somehow, they run afoul Jack Palance as … Continue reading Popcorn Pulse 71: Chinese Tango →
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